環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題

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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> > 問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
> > gentlemen.
> > 美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問：為什麼呢？
> > Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
> > 美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立......
> > (Applause! Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
> >
> > Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> > 問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
> > Toro(Bull)
> > 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問：為什麼呢？
> > Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
> > 西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
> > Applause! Applause !)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
> >
> > Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
> > country?
> > 問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
> > gossip or rumors.
> > 菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問：為什麼呢？
> > Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
> > 菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
> > (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
> >
> > Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
> > 問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
> > 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問：為什麼呢？
> > Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
> > 伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
> > (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
> >
> > Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> > 問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
> > 印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問：為什麼呢？
> > Ms India: Because it works day and night......
> > 印度小姐：因為日夜勞“做”。
> > (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
> >
> > Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> > 問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
>
> > car.
> > 馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問：為什麼呢？
> > Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
> > 馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
> > (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
> >
> > Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> > 問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
> > (Afraid to lose).
> > 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問：為什麼呢？
> > Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
> before
> > the show is over.
> > 新加坡小姐：總是沖進場，提前15分鐘出場。
> > Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
> >
> > Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> > 問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu
> > Ping.
> > 中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平.
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問：為什麼呢？
> > Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
> > 中國小姐：短少精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。
> > (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

Roy

短少精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲???????


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howardkam

這是真的還是笑話呀@O@""""""

金志城888

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